+rep hot asf and plays even hotter 🥵

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

Christ, that is pretentious. Better liven up my front page.
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Crap!
Penis!
Much better

To all who would attempt to friend me based soley on a single game of Dota, Scrolls, etc. I must inform you that while I have nothing against you personally and indeed may have enjoyed your company in previous encounters, I tend to reserve my friends list for those friends I actually know and spend time with. Should we ever encounter each other again and I find myself desirous of continued interaction, I promise that I will then accept your request gladly.

I know that all sounds a bit pretentious but there it is