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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 4.4 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 4 Jun, 2021 @ 5:50am

Early Access Review
While the game is in early access, some problems seem pretty inherent to the game, and unlikely to be fixed.

The writing is just boring, uncreative, cliched, and unsurprising. At times, it's cringe-inducingly bad.

The seemingly main love interest behaves like a video game character, leading to very little suspension of disbelief.

I know nobody expects porn to have good writing, but if it's going to be this bad, it'd be better to have no writing at all. It's a waste, just like the incredibly bad rock-collecting minigame.

The game does have nice art, but you can find nice art online for free. Every other aspect of the game is just bad. If you really want to spend $10 on a bunch of pretty images, that's on you, but you can already view them for free by just looking at screenshots in the community tab. You won't be missing much worthwhile by just doing that.

Seriously, just browse screenshots. You'll be saving yourself from dialogue and characters that make you want to hit your head against a wall, terrible minigames, and constant "under construction" messages.
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Developer response:
Robin  [developer] Posted: 12 Jun, 2021 @ 4:05am
Oh!

I'm really sorry to hear that :(
I hope you'll find another game that's more to your liking.


Take care & all the best!
-Robin

1 Comments
TheRobotsOfMarch 7 Feb, 2022 @ 11:15pm 
Damn. I just noticed the dev response, and now I feel super bad. I forgot how harsh this review was. Maybe I will rewrite it to be nicer after I try the game again. The art really is incredibly well done, so maybe I should really change my viewpoint. I will go meditate on my life now.