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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.0 hrs on record
Posted: 24 Mar, 2024 @ 1:11am

If you want to waste money on getting gang ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by wolves and giant hitsponge viking ♥♥♥♥♥ then go right ahead. There's an entire section of this DLC that involves running through hordes of like 30+ wolves, a miniboss giant wolf where all the smaller ones gang up on you (happens a second time later on too after another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ area with no bonfire). There's this fun little stupid tower too that occupies two hitsponge vikings that gives you a tiny little stupid area for them to ♥♥♥♥ you in so you're better off leading them outside where you can actually dodge and don't eat the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wall with the lock on. There's also another fun little area near the tower with tons of these horrifically screeching trees that spam heat-seeking fireballs at you and after you go through the immense fun of dealing with them you get more artificial difficulty (Yayyyy :3). Where there's two vikings with f u n giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bows who ♥♥♥♥ you with giant arrows that explode and to add even more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game design hey lets just throw in some more dumbass wolves cause hey, ♥♥♥♥ it am I right haha. Anywho I'm high writing this rn at like 4am on a Saturday (technically SUnday), the DLC is actually alright minus the one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ area with the horde of wolves that rip your anus out through your mouth, the constant fireball spamming screeching trees, the long range quick firing explosive projectile hitsponge vikings (specifically those two with the pet wolves and the two in the tower ♥♥♥♥ those guys). Besides everything mentioned above, the rest of the DLC is kinda cool I guess, the bossfights are the best part imo but man.... seriously ♥♥♥♥ that one specific area
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