josh be like

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint

The barkeep says, "You're in here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?"

The horse replies, "I don't think I am," and vanishes from existence.

See, the joke is about Descartes' famous philosophical statement "I think, therefore I am", but to explain that part before the rest of the joke would be putting Descartes before the horse.

Hey guys, my monitor isn't working. I have to print out chat in order to read it. The paper and ink are really expensive, so please don't spam! Thank you.

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I have noticed that, although this Steam profile has 481k friends, I am not receiving 481k 'thumbs up' on my comments. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'thumbs up'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'thumbs up' my most recent comments. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️