Recent reviews by Floki The Dinosaur

hell yes this is what ive been wanting all my time ive played this game mini machines is great.

miini drill, digger, wash plant and front end loader.

brilliant little add on to the game and should of been in it a long time ago and they dont break the bank at the start of the game either. no longer have to hog pan your life away. do not understand why so many sad acts have knocked the devs for this one. dont listen to them listen to me if you hate hogging it all dam day this is for you. okay so they not perfect, they dont move properly but if your not a complete wet blanket all your life. you can deal with it or be like them and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cry about it.

dev's thank you for giving me the will to bloody live again.....8/10

If only the Developers had half a brain cell to rub together this DLC would of been brilliant.

1 - designed bridges that only a midget could cross. okay if your name is tyrion ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lannister.

2 - massive trucks to big to cross bridges without being a pro trucker.

3 - big drills that need a crane to lower them into that is a complete prick to control.

4 - why the ♥♥♥♥ we needed big drills and harvesters for i do not know. the little ones where fine we can easily control where the hell we want them.

5 - no need for snow so why the hell did you put it they an empty plot would suit and a snow machine for everything else.

6 - lava pipes in snow yeah coz like that snow isnt going to melt come on.

7 - stupid large ice chunks that again we have to transport on the back of a big truck that drives worser than my misses on a good day of the week. then transport it to a small patch on the ground with ♥♥♥♥ all room to move. i mean to get more space in my bed at night and i share it with a dog and my misses whos take up more space than shamu.

8 - if you didnt know what a shamu is its a whale in florida in a big ♥♥♥♥ off tank of water.

9 - no my misses isnt a whale, but she is shaped like a duck and she even has stupidly little legs like one. lol hench why her nickname is chicken coz you know chickens get stuffed lol that and shes easy to roast

10 - good bits about the DLC ive yet to see one any chance you could let me know when you find one.

11 - tiny little plots of land which make me giggle, why did you make bigger drills for these tiny plots of land. which proves my first statement at the top, dumb arses.

12 - base environment has some really good plot sizes and yet the DLC has tiny ones. even thou you now have 2 sets of pipes to plumb in. again i refer you back to my first statement.

Yes mate this is the ♥♥♥♥♥ of games one of the best ones i've played ever yet to play 2 or 3 but the first is simply the nuts. i highly recommend it but with a good guide on the game behind you to make sure you cover everything properly

This game could of been brilliant if ony it had the right team behind it, it lacks imagination. its basically boring every room is the same and after a while its get very repeated. you can pretty much guess whats coming once you open a door. i wouldnt even suggest it even if it was on sale trust me you will be disappointed once you buy it. and the second one isnt much better than that either i refunded it after playing the tutorial

Its pretty good to be fair dont know what all the hype was about its the typical side quest based game where its a grind to level. over all the story is pretty good so far and game play isnt bad either. for people who like this type of game its well suited

what a pile of donkey bullocks this game is not only are the keybinds different than most games but also the first quest to build something you cant even build on the highlighted area the game lags like a ♥♥♥♥♥ and to be fair isnt any fun once you get they. who ever the devs are sadly to say these ♥♥♥♥♥ need a dam good slap for ever creating something as stupid as this. ive never lost my ♥♥♥♥ so quickly with a game ever in 6 minutes. i was only playing the game 1 after passing the cut scenes

its theme hospital improved if you liked that this is even better in my opinion since i loved that game this is a breeze and alot of fun cant recommend it enough. On the other hand its also annoying as ♥♥♥♥ the disasters for me personally dont give it a good touch but a bad one they are too many of them and far too close together to give you enough time to fix everything before the next hits.

DLC - as far as i am aware they is only 1 dlc which is broken which is speedy recovery and yet 2 years to fix it with no update is sodding stupid. its just take my money and ♥♥♥♥ off like normal with very little to do but not bother while those useless ♥♥♥♥♥ make a new game. its very repeated and in the end like me they isnt anything new to keep you occupied long enough to drag the boredom of this game away from you.

7/10

EA needs to stop making star wars games end of this is a buggy mess of a game that has a bug where you cant even login to your ea account from the game itself how ♥♥♥♥ do you need to be as a software firm to screw that part up it is honestly a joke game thew basic of it is okay bit laggy in parts but i certainly cant recommend it in this state

if your struggling to sleep you wont after buying this game nap time will be yours never slept better in my life and ive only been playing for the last ten minutes. sadly i just cant recommend this game for anything other than sleep struggles

biggest pile of disappointment in the whole series all the other games ive played i have enjoyed this one i ended after memory 2 it will bore you to tears how on earth did the series survive after this complete failure of a game. just dont if you a real assassins creed fan