Recent reviews by Floki The Dinosaur

I hate myself for writing this review i honesty never though id ever be disappointed with the Developers of this wonderful game. Ive loved playing this game so much so i still havent completed it coz i just dont want it to end. Where as this DLC im looking for the exit door way to quickly. Sorry to say it this was more disappointing to me than ripping a woman knickers off and finding a monster between her legs. Now ive been raiding alot in my life and ive been disappointed some but this cuts hard. Dev's you killed my hard on for this game more than her crouch monster ever did.......my raiding days for planet crafter's is over, However i wish you guys the very best of luck with this DLC you guys deserve the very best.

So i raise my horn to you all.....
Skal

This would of been an amazing game if only the dev's would of used half a brain cell to rub together to make it in fact a good game. the basics of it are okay but the building part is a pain in the arse using the mouse to turn buildings doesnt work very well. So in its basic function the game isnt really that enjoyable to play. as for the fire's in the city, lightening strikes, etc etc annoying as ♥♥♥♥ dont know why they where needed. could of had some form of protection system like fire fighters etc etc but no. its like no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ though what so ever has been put into the game to make it what it is.

At the minute its 9 quid but i wouldnt even say its worth that id say 5 quid if that just dont bother how on earth this sold 100k copies is beyond me

ADA is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying they must be some way to silence her voice personally id like to take my axe and drive it into her head believe me even odin would like that one. As for the rest of the game its brilliant if you can get through listening to ada for the rest of the game her voice goes straight through me like nails on a caulk board

Not like other farming games you spend the best part of an hour fixing your farm and then left with no idea what to do next. the controls for buying items is just plain stupid should be able to type in how much you want rather than a slide bar game is okay just gets a little boring

I've tried my best to try and like this game even put in the time to play it so i can at least get some experience with the game so i can base it off of anything but the boring ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ storyline that nearly made me go nun nights. I have to say out of all the games ive played and given up and come back to this one is the only one i still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate with a passion. Its almost like the devs dont like money that or they seriously dont have brain cells to rub together between them. Must be why they made it in unity

They are better games out they than this and this sadly comes with way to much of a price tag for it quality of gaming. 15 quid for this pile of wet wipes. go steam store and find planet crafters hell even eden crafters is better than this and that's free to dam play and been out a matter of weeks.

Let me put this how it should be said and that's me being blunt. Playing this game is like telling a red neck not to sleep with his sister. hes knows its wrong but hes still gonna do it anyway. like going to a night club and bringing a girl home to find out shes really a dude.

Sorry dev's but your forced my review maybe next time stick some time to playing games of this genre and maybe putting some effort into making a game that's worth more than just being thrown in the bin oh and maybe put the price down to 5 quid and it might just be worth it

when i played this the first time i hated it and got it refunded and then i dont know why brought it again and im glad i did. this game has had me sat hammering ships more than i do a chubby woman on her back lol and i love chubby woman......got be had got to be done this game is good the first isnt brilliant but is an okay game for what it is.

Cheers devs for another good game

So this is a cross between a very ♥♥♥♥ payday 2 and a very good payday 3........would i recommend it yes its okay but the other reviews dont really give you much to go on

with out a doubt one very addictive game i love these sorts of games and this one is a little gem my kids found it on youtube from one of the people they follow and suggested it to me. had to be done and im hooked looking forward to more updates would highly recommend as a chilled game

how on earth did this get so many good reviews im 5 minutes in and i hate it and not for the reasons behind the negative reviews. But how can 8'500 reviews get ignored for so long one of the main concept of a game is the ability to save it. yet they is a bug that deletes your save game and yet the devs havent bothered to try and fix it. bad form i would personally avoid this game and find better games i would suggest planet crafters at least that game has some form of base and survival concept to it. this pile of wet wipes on the other hand is just shocking you just swim and find loot then build a wank base

I have to say this is by far one of the best games of its type i have played its very addictive and alot of fun and even without the mini map. build a base mine and hunt for goodies to progress your base. what more do you want