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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
"I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night."
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Falling in love is a lot like dying. You never get to do it enough to
become good at it.
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