>Mate and I meet up, decide to become roadside cannibals.
>Find a man in a city wearing a bright orange cap and a gas mask.
>Shoot him, knock him unconcious.
>Patch him up, cuff him, revive him. Want to keep the meat fresh and to inform him of our plans.
>Explain that we are going to strip his flesh in order to nourish ourselves.
>Orange Cap begs for his life.
>Friend and I laugh our asses off, enjoying the power over this pathetic fresh spawn.
>We are gods.
>Before we do Orange Cap in, an ethnic sounding man in full fireman attire approaches us, asking if we would like to party.
>Immediately after this question, a hellstorm of AK fire from the fireman's unseen friends prompts my mate and I to make a beeline for the treeline.
>Orange Caps begs for his life once more to this newfound threat, ultimately and effectively being turned into swiss cheese.
>Fireman ruined our meal, but we got out alive.
>Like 15 hours of gameplay on the same life, and tens of fresh spawns eaten later my friend gets killed by a zombie in one swing.
>Skin and quater him for later consumption.

I know the game is a buggy pile of ♥♥♥♥, but events like this is what keeps me coming back. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this game to bits and have ever since the mod. I STILL BELIEVE.

>Mate and I meet up, decide to become roadside cannibals. >Find a man in a city wearing a bright orange cap and a gas mask. >Shoot him, knock him unconcious. >Patch him up, cuff him, revive him. Want to keep the meat fresh and to inform him of our plans. >Explain that we are going to strip his flesh in order to nourish ourselves. >Orange Cap begs for his life. >Friend and I laugh our asses off, enjoying the power over this pathetic fresh spawn. >We are gods. >Before we do Orange Cap in, an ethnic sounding man in full fireman attire approaches us, asking if we would like to party. >Immediately after this question, a hellstorm of AK fire from the fireman's unseen friends prompts my mate and I to make a beeline for the treeline. >Orange Caps begs for his life once more to this newfound threat, ultimately and effectively being turned into swiss cheese. >Fireman ruined our meal, but we got out alive. >Like 15 hours of gameplay on the same life, and tens of fresh spawns eaten later my friend gets killed by a zombie in one swing. >Skin and quater him for later consumption. I know the game is a buggy pile of shit, but events like this is what keeps me coming back. I fucking love this game to bits and have ever since the mod. I STILL BELIEVE.