What makes me a good Demoman? If i were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I? One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch... and KABLOOIE! n' I got a manky eye. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops! They've got more ♥♥♥♥♥♥' sea monsters in the great Loch Ness than they've got the likes of me!
than they've got the likes o' me! ....T'all you fine dandies so proud, so ♥♥♥♥-sure, prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end! Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!