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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 175.7 hrs on record (35.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 12 May, 2018 @ 6:49pm

>start game a an almighty D boi
>finds scientist and follow him to the upgrade room
>waits in prresumed safety of upgrade room
>fellow D bois come one
>one has a pistol (now known as Big D)
"GIVE ME THE CARD NERD!"
>scientist drops card
>hears stomping outside
"what the โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ is that?"
๐˜“๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ณ๐˜บ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ
>Immense D boi panic
>screaming in horror with other D bois as they are captured
>Big D manages to open the door
๐˜‹๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ
>Big D is dispatched with inhuman precision upon trying to escape the room
>D bois panic grows ever louder
>scientist is Mercked by doctor
>runs into the machine as a last ditch effort
>machines running
>screams are silenced
>machine door opens
>Larry
>finds a tribe of D bois arguing over doors in the pocket dimension
>first come first serve
>after 2 deaths of fellow D bois we find the right door
>leaves pocket dimesion
>gunned down by MTF

10/10 would be doomed again

only complaint is that mic and in game voice chat randomly decide not to work which ruins 50% of the experience. Other than that great free game!
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