"Never put yourself in a fair fight. Always look for the advantage."

"See, chess doesn't prepare you for this. You can't say that a rook and three pawns flanked your knight but he laid down suppressing fire and punched through them anyway. You get disqualified if you try that. Maybe I've been disqualified from reality."

"What doesn't kill you will hopefully try again."

"Every part of me will one day be recycled into some other portion of the universe, which in turn will change into another part and so on to infinity. Knowing that's both my past and my future. I might be ok with letting myself fall apart completly and go back to the everything but I also feel responsible for this arrangement I call myself."

"So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what you want about Americans but we understand capitalism. You buy yourself a product and you get what you pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry ♥♥♥♥♥♥ without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was helping the poor and the other was banging my sister..."

"You wanna camel coat, bro?"
"I'm fine with the leather! This doesn't show the blood so much!"

"Look at me, I'm standing in a nightclub, listening to music I can't stand, I'm five thousand miles from home, I'm armed and I'm drinking. You don't want to listen to advice from me, amigo."

"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart a bullet."

"I only have my weapon, my armor and my mind."
"Sell the mind to get some grenades!"

"Pain is an excellent teacher."

"The only thing I get out of killing a person is the recoil of my rifle."

"Making the world a better place, one bullet at a time."

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

"Geht ins Ohr, bleibt im Kopf
-Heckler & Koch"