The "bio" is a brief summation of a user meant to inform visitors of exactly what kind of idiot they're dealing with. To keep you guessing I've chosen to represent my bio through a series of abstract vignettes. I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

A clown sits alone on a stage, performing for an empty auditorium. His lamentable honks are heard by nobody.

A horrible monster sits grumpily on a subway car. A man sits directly next to it despite numerous open seats, it eats him.

A criminal attempts to rob a bakery, and demands "all the dough!". He leaves quietly after receiving piercing stares from bakery employees.

A stewardess enters a plane's cockpit to find that both the captain and co-pilot are houseplants. The plane begins to dive.

A man punches another man in the face, as a joke. The humor is too abstract for the recipient.

A spoon slides into a bowl of hot soup. There is a slight splash. The judge gives it a 8/10.

A woman is more tired then she has ever been, she gets into bed. A woman is more awake then she has ever been.

A ghost is filling out its tax returns, the form asks: "how many people live in your household?". It sighs audibly.

A bus runs out of gas, the local tow truck driver taking the bus to work has a dark realization.

A mad king outlaws small talk, societal collapse occurs within the hour.