DOO DOO DOO, WELCOME TO MY PAGE! HERE IS SOME INFORMATION YOU CAN CHOOSE TO READ OR NOT TO READ! UP TO YOU!
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MY NAME IS KAKTUS "ASTER" ASTRA
I LIVE ON PLANET EARTH AND I AM A CARBON-BASED ORGANISM.
MY FAVOURITE THING TO DO ON THIS PLATFORM IS PLAY VIDEO GAMES. I LIKE ALL SORTS OF VIDEO GAMES, EXCEPT THE ONES MADE VERY CHEAPLY AND ACT AS A HOOVER FOR MY MONEY.
I AM NOT OLD.
WINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS.
THE OIL CRISIS OF 1973 WILL HAPPEN AGAIN
PLEASE, EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GET TO WORK....
FAV UNDERRATED TROPE: SWORD FIGHTS IN THE BACKGROUND OF A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION
: "KAKTUSASTRA IS A REAL PLANT."
: "KAKTUSASTRA HELPED ME SMUGGLE BETAMAX TAPES INTO ARSTOTZKA."
: "KAKTUSASTRA KEPT ME COMPANY WHEN THE BANG HAPPENED."
"HEY, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME BACK NEAR THAT CRASH SITE. LAST TIME, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, I PROMISE. I DIDN'T MEAN TO EXPLODE ALL UP IN YOUR FACE LIKE THAT, BRO. FOR REAL."
BAD FOR HEALTH, GREAT FOR ENTERTAINMENT
THE EAGLE BELONGS TO THE INDIGENOUS, NOT THE YANKS
GALUNGA 1989



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