In the beginning Jake Paul created the Team 10 Mansion and the Earth. Now the Earth was without form, and void, and haters were upon the face of the land. And Jake moved upon the surface of the land.
On the first day, Jake said: "Let there be lit": and there was lit. Jake saw that the lit was gucci, and separated the lit from the hate.
On the second day, Jake executed the Omega Dab, and the subsequent Dab, Double Dab, Triple Dab, and the forbidden Quantum Dab, each motion being immeasurable in lit.
On the third day, Jake created the first verse: The Whip, capable of rising continents from the aquatic abyss and ruling civilizations.
On the fourth day, Jake created the second verse: The Nae Nae, capable of extinguishing red alerts.
On the fifth day, Jake said: “Let there be squad fams to rule over the Earth”. And the Jake Paulers rose in millions, hailing their god. And Jake saw that it was lit.
On the sixth day, Jake said: “Look upon me. Leader of Team 10. Annihilator of stars. Razer of a thousand worlds. Slayer of gods and conqueror of the Lit. I AM PAUL... And I have become legend.” and the Paulers were enlitened.
On the seventh day, Jake instilled his wisdom of lit upon all of creation, the dab, the whip, and the nae nae. And Jake saw that it was lit.
On the eighth day, Jake looked upon his creations and saw the power he had given them. He inscribed commandments for their safety: “You may only whip at the fortune of a friend. You may only nae nae to mourn for an ally. You may only dab at the fall of a hater.” And the Jake Paulers obeyed. And Jake saw it was lit.
On the ninth day, Jake said: “Merch link in bio.” and the Jake Paulers were no longer barren.
On the tenth day, Jake Paul looked upon his creation, and he saw that it was lit. And Jake Paul dabbed to the littest place of all, the sun, and then he rested.