Recent reviews by bulk bogan

Do I recommend this game? No.
Did I start playing it because I finished every other souls game and I wanted more? Yes.
Do I secretly love this game even though it strains my mental health? Also yes.

Fanboys will love it.

A damn shame. If your system doesn't have at least 8gb of vram, don't even bother.

big stick bonk good

Not even dark souls, or sekiro, or elden ring have made me lose my sheet more than this game.

This game will tickle your inner 90s kid. 13/10

Lied but still died.

Pretty steep learning curve, especially if you've got dark souls / elden ring muscle memory. I recommend remapping the controls beforehand to something more familiar (like x for healing, d-pad up for switch prosthetic, etc). But if you're up for a challenge, it's worth it.

The dancer of the boreal valley was by far the greatest boss fight of all time, at least for me. After farron keep, the game is not just pretty enjoyable overall, but hole.

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
To think that I could never win without a proper guide.