I think this guy likes Sonic

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What's on your mind, kid? Make it fast.
I'd like to work here at Jimmy John's, the world's greatest gourmet sandwich shop, sir.
Why do you wanna work at Jimmy John's, kid?
I'm perfect for Jimmy John's.
Doing what?
Delivery.
Delivery?
Delivery.
We deliver pretty fast here at Jimmy John's.
That's what I heard.
What'd you hear?
You deliver pretty fast here at Jimmy John's.
Then you heard right.
I'm a fast study, sir.
You know the Jimmy John's slogan?
The Jimmy John's slogan?
The Jimmy John's slogan is "Subs so fast you'll freak"
"Subs so fast you'll freak" is a slow slogan, sir.
When people call for a Jimmy John's sandwich, they want it fast.
Then I'm your man, sir.
How so?
Because I'm fast.
Fast at what?
Fast at everything.
Can you deliver fast?
I can deliver fast.

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