Joined the game, watched my tiny son, Timmy get taken by a buttcheek-tastic cannibal, and was thrown into the endless fun of The Forest. Ignore all the reviews on here talking about the early access. Sure, there are a few bugs, but this game is FANTASTIC! The graphics are great, and anyone with an a halfway decent computer can run it. And if your are tired of those cannibals, type 'veganmode' while in the main menu to turn on The Calm Forest.

"Timmy has a rainbow shirt. He supports gay pride. No problems there. 10/10" -Kobin Kirk, 2014, watching flying tables in a cannibal camp.

PS- Where the hell are all the passengers? And why is there just a random fold up chair next to some random storage containers? Seriously. Also, someone in Sacramento didn't get their mail.

Joined the game, watched my tiny son, Timmy get taken by a buttcheek-tastic cannibal, and was thrown into the endless fun of The Forest. Ignore all the reviews on here talking about the early access. Sure, there are a few bugs, but this game is FANTASTIC! The graphics are great, and anyone with an a halfway decent computer can run it. And if your are tired of those cannibals, type 'veganmode' while in the main menu to turn on The Calm Forest. "Timmy has a rainbow shirt. He supports gay pride. No problems there. 10/10" -Kobin Kirk, 2014, watching flying tables in a cannibal camp. PS- Where the hell are all the passengers? And why is there just a random fold up chair next to some random storage containers? Seriously. Also, someone in Sacramento didn't get their mail.