Subway
Subway quesadilla
Subway footlong
Mexicans
Hubba bubba
Homemade pizza
Snack olives
Greek salad
acorn
Milo (straight from the tin)
Puff pastry
Jam donuts
Banh mi
dragon
PASSIONFRUIT1!11!
chips I no longer feel strongly for chippies
(To be continued)

I think most women have some sort of anti gravity mechanic that enables them to then sustain damage better than men. Like, have you ever wondered where the term "ladybird" comes from or why so many women in fiction are able to float (Princess Peach, Mary Poppins, etc.)?

Or considered several falling incidents. Evelyn McHale who committed suicide by jumping off the Empire State building with her body mostly intact, Elvita Adams who survived jumping off the 86th Empire State building due to a "gust of wind" or Vesna Volvic who holds the Guinness World Record for highest fall without a parachute.

I think this is why so many women are attracted to astrology and gymnastics. They were never meant to be on solid ground so fantasising about the celestial heavens or being propelled to the air is the next best thing.

Ladies please correct me if I'm wrong.