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hacking (and/or conversations with God).
-- Matt Welsh
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The coast was clear.
-- Lope de Vega
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'Yeah, well, I didn't sign up for world domination,' said Medium Dave. 'That sort of thing gets you into trouble.'
(Hogfather)
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The hieroglyphics are all unreadable except for a notation on the back,
which reads "Genuine authentic Egyptian papyrus. Guaranteed to be at
least 5000 years old."
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Jenkinson's Law:
It won't work.
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Musical Hairsplitting:
The act of classifying music and musicians into pathologically
picayune categories: "The Vienna Franks are a good example of urban
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-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
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