Recent reviews by Shabby

its ok

"Who’s Big?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Big Chungus…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"Ehhh, What's up Doc?" the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

Muck and ball torture From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org

Muck and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, Muck-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.

Image: Electrostimulation applied on a penis

Contents: Section 1: In Pornography Section 2: Ball stretcher Section 3: Parachute Section 4: Humbler Section 5: Testicle cuff

Section 1: In pornography

In addition to it’s occasional role in BDSM pornography, Tamakeri (literally Ball kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. One notable actress in tamakeri is Dani Nagai who typically uses her martial arts skills to knee or kick men in the muck.

Section 2: Muck stretcher A muck stretcher is a sex toy that is fastened around a man in order to elongate the muck and provide a feeling of weight pulling the mucks away from the body. While leather stretchers are most common, other models are made of steel rings that are fastened with screws causing additional mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches, and the steel models can weigh as much as five pounds.

Section 3: Parachute

A Parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the muck, and from which weights can be hung. Conical in shape, three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of muck and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and squeezing effects on the man’s testicles. Moderate weights of 3-5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage. Smaller weights can be used when the man is free to move, when the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.

Section 4: Humbler

A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene. The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device which clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs forward, as any attempt to to straighten the legs slightly pulls directly on the scrotum, causing from considerable discomfort to extreme pain.

Section 5: Testicle cuff

A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock may also be locked around the scrotum; without the key it cannot be removed.

Some passive men enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such a man wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that his sexual organs belong to his partner, who may be either male or female. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner.

However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits:

Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional inch or so of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view. Improving sexual arousal. While some men may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes. Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse. Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.

Ignore ALL NEGATIVE REVIEWS ABOUT MICRO TRANSACTIONS!

THE GAME IS BLOODY GOOD the micro transactions are all petty stabs at a near perfect game!

You can STILL unlock boxes by playing the game YOU DO NOT NEED A KEY only for 1 specific box and who the hell cares anyway, get over yourselves!! just so you can wear a bloody mini skirt in the starting island while someone screams at you, it does nothing for your gameplay experience its all cosmetic!!

this game does not even deserve MIXED reviews its a great game with a great dev,

GAME DEVELOPMENT ISN'T FREE!

*mic drop

Love the game, to bad no Oceanic servers. Oceanic community not big enough= no server, no Oceanic server = no Oceanic community, Catch-22 :(

.But 100% would buy if you like Elderscrolls lore and MMO's
.Questing is fun if you pay attention to whats happening, otherwise its nothing special.
.If your one of those people who just want to grind to max lvl you can by killing s**t.
.PVP has a GW2 vibe but its not the same, sort of Planetside 2 feel as its very back and forth can be boring in some cases but I personally thought it was fun with 300 ping, would be nice to know how it feels to kill someone...... :/ feelsbadman

P.S dont expect Skyrim/Oblivian 2.0 its very much an MMO.


gonna thumb up, but would thumb down because of servers.

Best 10 mins of my life

That ending tho!

pretty good

I have played both the mod and several other mods for the mod and this game. it was fun for the first day or two, but as your exitement for this game dies down you begin to see that it is not all that amazing. Yes it is in early access, Yes there are bugs but Rocket (the Dev) has not payed any attention to fixing these bugs instead he adds hats, is this what you call game changing? it is pretty much the mod survival wise but with really bad bugs ,even worse than the mod in my opinion. these bugs are just game breaking as they ruin how the player immerses themselfs in the game. my advise to anyone who is thinking about buying this "Game" is to spend however much Arma 2 combined op is and get dayz mod, and wait a long time for the game to progress, and by the time it is completly perfect (probably will take a veryyyy long time) you will be a Dayz master and will know all the in's and out's of how to survive in the world of DayZ.

Pros: great feeling of survival, fear, and really does test you decision making. lots of "potential" but not quite there yet.

Cons: lots of bugs, Bad optimisation, NOT ENOUGH ZOMBIES, NOT ENOUGH EVERYTHING, Dont get me started on Rocket, crap engine, to easy to hack or mod, players are really dumb in my opinion, Hats > Core gamplay


overall: i do not recommend this game at the moment as this game is in a broken state and is going to take a long time, Arma 2 combined op is cheap and the mod is free. the mod took a good 2 years to get to its state now and there are many branches of other mods to go with it. Epoch for example is an amazing addition to the mod as it allows you to sell and buy items at traders, and establish bases with your friends and meet new friends alon the way. my advise is to go and play Dayz epoch and become a great dayz player and once you have mastered the art you can go purchuse the standalone and hope for finality.

hope this helped all of you fence sitters and hope to see you in game!

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19th of the 10th 2017

getting better finally

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10/11/2018

betas out bare bones dayz but 100fps is really nice with an i56600k OC'ed to 4.5ghz and a 1080