"What if birds landed on power lines just to recharge" - TerryTheTerrorist

"my kids don't call me dad anymore. They just yell boomer whenever they're calling me, Its all your fault" - Neil

"You know how you just growl your bike" - KinoNova
"What?" - Everyone in the call

"Bro Jahruto just died and you’re acting like this?" - Neil

"Time to drink alone as usual, Esketit boys" - Neil

"brb gonna smoke a bowl" - KinoNova Gone For 2hrs

"stop listin to drake nd join vc" - huntxandxkill

"You know the mine detector is going off" - TerryTheTerrorist
"They wouldn't put mines on a rock" - Me
"Explodes" - Also Me

"Wanna see my unusuals" - OSkittles
"No" - Everyone in the call

"What if a pornstar names his ♥♥♥♥ "the dark knight" so he can star in a porno with harley quinn and one of his opening lines is "the dark knight rises" - Neil

"you ever just wanna be a trial parent and adopt a kid with cancer" - Neil

"Don't pester me" - Me
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥" - TerryTheTerrorist
"Gets T-boned by enemy soon after" - Also TerryTheTerrorist

"If your the fat bastard in one life, you'll be the loli in the next" - Neil

"He looks like Mr. Clean's evil brother, Mr. Dirty" - Neil

"It's called Ifunny not TheyFunny" - Neil

" Moans , I thought I saw a live tank" - KinoNova

"What's your favorite M&M" - Me
"Which ones the women again" - TerryTheTerrorist
"The flavor bro..." - Me

"Guy's did you not see how many of them were there." Arcane0ak6
"proceeds to obliterate both Me and Terry"
"And 5 enemies"