Richard Nixon 🤕🔫👽
hah   Oklahoma, United States
 
 
I am not a crook.








My son 🙋🏽‍♂️was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?" 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked "dad, what's Earth's defense system?" and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black "what is the defense system father"

I'm☝️ Harambe,🐒 and this👇 is my zoo.🐅🐊🐘 I live🐵 here🙌 with👉 my🙈 old👴 zookeeper👮🦁 and banana,🍌🍌 Big😩 Yellow.🍌🍌🍌 Everything👐 in⬇️ here🙉 has a heart💞 and👏 a mind.🤔 One1️⃣ thing🤗 I've learned🤓 after 1️⃣7️⃣ years🙊 - you👆 never🙅 know WHAT👶🏿 is gonna come 💦💦over⤵️ that fence.🚧🚧☠🔫

🚫🙅🏻REMOVE🙅🏻🚫 🍢🇹🇷🦃KEBAB🦃🇹🇷🍢 FROM THE 🚨🚧PREMISES🚧🚨

Of course ☑️🤣 I listen 👂to rap 🎤I know 🤓all 🔁 the lyrics 🎼to In 👉👌The End ⚰️by Linkin Park😎🤘
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Richard Nixon 🤕🔫👽 1 Apr @ 2:53pm 
about what?
Kenny Blankenship 31 Mar @ 5:48am 
{LINK REMOVED} Dude you unlocked a core memory for me, i remember seeing a documentary about those a hella long time ago lmao
Big Turt 26 Jul, 2017 @ 10:42pm 
ɔᴉd ǝlᴉɟoɹd ʇɐɥʇ
Richard Nixon 🤕🔫👽 31 Dec, 2016 @ 12:22am 
I really don't care

you do you man
An Easy Target 27 Dec, 2016 @ 2:01am 
Can't say I blame you. Sorry about the contact request.

I hope there are no hard feelings. If we ever meet again on the field, I hope we can fight again on good terms.