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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2014 @ 1:13pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2014 @ 1:33pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 11:51am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2016 @ 8:53am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2014 @ 11:15am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2016 @ 2:07pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2014 @ 6:22am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 11:42am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 12:54pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 7:43am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 5:54am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2014 @ 10:55am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2015 @ 5:52am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2015 @ 2:11pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2014 @ 6:09am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2016 @ 7:45am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2019 @ 1:09pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 9:08am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2019 @ 4:10am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 12:40pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 12:32pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2019 @ 1:07pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2014 @ 3:27am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2015 @ 7:52am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2015 @ 5:16am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2014 @ 4:23am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 5:36am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2015 @ 5:41am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2014 @ 11:41am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2015 @ 10:50am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2015 @ 5:18am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2014 @ 4:18am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 7:07am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2014 @ 3:03pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2014 @ 7:01am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2014 @ 3:37am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2019 @ 9:00am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 2:30am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2014 @ 1:20pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2014 @ 6:32am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2015 @ 6:57am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2014 @ 1:35pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2014 @ 12:30pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2014 @ 12:27pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2014 @ 6:26am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2015 @ 5:27am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2015 @ 3:50am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2014 @ 5:32am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2014 @ 9:22am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2019 @ 11:59am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2019 @ 9:19am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 12:37pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2015 @ 5:53am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2015 @ 11:51am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 8:40am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 12:49pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2015 @ 10:58am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2019 @ 2:39pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2019 @ 7:36am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 11:14am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2016 @ 7:21am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 8:19am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 7:17am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 11:16am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2016 @ 1:10pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2019 @ 9:00am



Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
7 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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