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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 30.10.2014 klo 13.13

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 30.10.2014 klo 13.33

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 20.11.2014 klo 11.51

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 11.3.2016 klo 8.53

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 19.12.2014 klo 11.15

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 18.3.2016 klo 14.07

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 31.10.2014 klo 6.22

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 20.11.2014 klo 11.42

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 20.11.2014 klo 12.54

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 20.12.2014 klo 7.43

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 21.12.2014 klo 5.54

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 23.12.2014 klo 10.55

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 20.8.2015 klo 5.52

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 19.8.2015 klo 14.11

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 31.10.2014 klo 6.09

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 9.3.2016 klo 7.45

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 26.10.2019 klo 13.09

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 20.12.2014 klo 9.08

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 27.10.2019 klo 4.10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 20.11.2014 klo 12.40

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 20.11.2014 klo 12.32

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 26.10.2019 klo 13.07

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 22.12.2014 klo 3.27

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 19.8.2015 klo 7.52

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 19.8.2015 klo 5.16

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 18.12.2014 klo 4.23

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 21.12.2014 klo 5.36

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 21.8.2015 klo 5.41

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 19.12.2014 klo 11.41

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 17.8.2015 klo 10.50

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 19.8.2015 klo 5.18

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 18.12.2014 klo 4.18

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 20.12.2014 klo 7.07

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 30.10.2014 klo 15.03

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 20.12.2014 klo 7.01

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 22.12.2014 klo 3.37

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 26.10.2019 klo 9.00

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 5.9. klo 2.30

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 30.10.2014 klo 13.20

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 31.10.2014 klo 6.32

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 20.8.2015 klo 6.57

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 30.10.2014 klo 13.35

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 30.10.2014 klo 12.30

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 30.10.2014 klo 12.27

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 31.10.2014 klo 6.26

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 21.8.2015 klo 5.27

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 18.8.2015 klo 3.50

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 21.12.2014 klo 5.32

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 10.11.2014 klo 9.22

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 25.10.2019 klo 11.59

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 24.10.2019 klo 9.19

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 3.11.2015 klo 12.37

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 20.8.2015 klo 5.53

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 1.11.2015 klo 11.51

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 2.11.2015 klo 8.40

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 3.11.2015 klo 12.49

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 5.11.2015 klo 10.58

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 31.10.2019 klo 14.39

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 1.11.2019 klo 7.36

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 2.11.2015 klo 11.14

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 20.8.2016 klo 7.21

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 11.9. klo 8.19

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 6.11.2015 klo 7.17

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 2.11.2015 klo 11.16

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 7.3.2016 klo 13.10

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 24.10.2019 klo 9.00



Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
7 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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