what kind of sick person would do that...used apple product? like what..are u outside of your mind?

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(1)Am i an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for throwing my sister in front of a train?

Little bit of back story: My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

(2)So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

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If you have stupid friends who haven't posted this ♥♥♥♥in a long time, someone will put this in your comments.
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oh my god I accidentally sent you a picture of my ♥♥♥♥ and balls...
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oh my god I accidentally sent you a picture of my ♥♥♥♥ and balls... please delete it! Unless... you want to look? lol just kidding delete it... if you want... haha nah just delete it... unless?