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Posted: 23 Jul, 2015 @ 4:36pm

((Half-Life 3 confirmed.))
Valve = 5 letters.
Valve rhymes with Talve.
'Talve' means 'winter' in Estonian.
Estonia is next to Russia.
Stalin was the leader of Russia.
'Stalin' sounds like "stalling"
The word "stall" also has 5 letters.
COINCIDENCE? I think not.

But what does this have to do with Half Life 3?
Stalin was in charge of a country.
Valve's employee, Yanis Varoufakis, is in charge of the economy of Greece.
Greece's army consists of three branches.
Three.
Three, as in the Android app "Threes".
Google is in charge of the Android app store.
Google's logo consists of the colors red, green, blue and orange.
Half-Life's logo is orange.
Do you know what else is orange? That's right.
The color orange.
There's three letters in the first three letters of the word "orange".
Oranges are fruits.
"Fruit" in Javanese language is "woh".
'Woh' has 3 letters.
Woh = orange, 3 letters.
((Half-Life 3 confirmed.))
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True Murican 28 Jul, 2015 @ 9:12pm 
Mother of god its true XD
DoomTheRobot 23 Jul, 2015 @ 11:44pm 
You sir are amazing.