I managed to fit 237 pencils up my ass and lemme tell you, sharpened pencils scratch so much better than dull ones. The only issue is that out of the recorded 1,295,352 pencils that have been in my ass, only 836 ever came out. I have a theory that the extra pencils have penetrated the fabric of the universe, and as such created a wormhole deep in my colon (which is what helps cause the itching btw, it's kind of scratchy). I coined the term as "The ♥♥♥♥-Pencil effect" just to get back at those stupid pencils for laughing at my pet midget. Anyhow, I soon set up r/PencilLaboratories to catalog all pencil-anal phenomena. A force of horny furries called "The Pencil Questers" search for as many pencils as possible, shoving all of them in their asses until a rift is made. So far my ass is the only one that has been able to hold a "Pencil ♥♥♥♥" in it.

(Steam wouldn't let me post an empty post.)

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ You take the moon and you take the sun. ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You take everything that sounds like fun. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

☞♥Ꮂ♥☞ You stir it all together and then you're done. ☞♥Ꮂ♥☞

ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ Rada rada rada rada rada rada. ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ



ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ ☞♥Ꮂ♥☞ ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) So come on in, feel free to do some looking.

Stay a while 'cause somethings always cooking.

Come on in, feel free to do some looking.

Stay a while 'cause somethings always cooking.

Yeah!!! ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ ☞♥Ꮂ♥☞ ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy. You know I really got a thing for American guys. Squeeze my body, rock my body, boy, you make me go. He could come inside of my play pen 'cause he look like a superstar in the making. He a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trip, sailor of the ship. His ♥♥♥♥ bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's, I mean that ♥♥♥♥♥ must be from the motherland.

I just want you tonight, baby we won't do it for life. But ♥♥♥♥ who you want, and ♥♥♥♥ who you like. That's our life, there’s no end in sight.

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