I managed to fit 237 pencils up my ass and lemme tell you, sharpened pencils scratch so much better than dull ones. The only issue is that out of the recorded 1,295,352 pencils that have been in my ass, only 836 ever came out. I have a theory that the extra pencils have penetrated the fabric of the universe, and as such created a wormhole deep in my colon (which is what helps cause the itching btw, it's kind of scratchy). I coined the term as "The ♥♥♥♥-Pencil effect" just to get back at those stupid pencils for laughing at my pet midget. Anyhow, I soon set up r/PencilLaboratories to catalog all pencil-anal phenomena. A force of horny furries called "The Pencil Questers" search for as many pencils as possible, shoving all of them in their asses until a rift is made. So far my ass is the only one that has been able to hold a "Pencil ♥♥♥♥" in it.

(Steam wouldn't let me post an empty post.)

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ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ You take the moon and you take the sun. ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You take everything that sounds like fun. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

☞♥Ꮂ♥☞ You stir it all together and then you're done. ☞♥Ꮂ♥☞

ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ Rada rada rada rada rada rada. ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ



ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ ☞♥Ꮂ♥☞ ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) So come on in, feel free to do some looking.

Stay a while 'cause somethings always cooking.

Come on in, feel free to do some looking.

Stay a while 'cause somethings always cooking.

Yeah!!! ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ ☞♥Ꮂ♥☞ ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy. You know I really got a thing for American guys. Squeeze my body, rock my body, boy, you make me go. He could come inside of my play pen 'cause he look like a superstar in the making. He a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trip, sailor of the ship. His ♥♥♥♥ bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's, I mean that ♥♥♥♥♥ must be from the motherland.

I just want you tonight, baby we won't do it for life. But ♥♥♥♥ who you want, and ♥♥♥♥ who you like. That's our life, there’s no end in sight.

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Hi! Few things to start off with =]. Yes I would like to add you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Srry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "counter strirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global elite 2.

i'm a dumb slutty catgirl who loves ♥♥♥, cuddles, rainbows, and kittens <3

<3 sluts are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who get paid in ♥♥♥ <3

amazon wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/WA533ONGHYGU/ref=cm_wl_list_o_4
facts about me:
1. i'm an owned and collared kitten
2. i'm a dumb slut
3. i love sucking ♥♥♥♥
4. when i wear skirts or dresses, i never wear panties
5. in case you haven't noticed, i'm a very sexual person ^w^
6. i meow a lot
7. the longest i've had a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth continuously is 35 minutes
8. i've taken estrogen (estradiol valerate IM injection, 20mg/5 days) since october 22nd 2015, and an antiandrogen (spironolactone 200mg/day) since september 8th 2015

I don't want the D

http://gtm.you1.cn/groups/MadballsAction/discussions/0/846940248745712829/
I also recommend you join the group.

I'm going to get babo myself.

http://imgur.com/wkja3
Take a look.