A collection of my favorite quotes:

"I myself live in a glass house, an adult who wears Lightning McQueen light up crocs." - Jenny Nicholson

"Pets are animals that aren't delicious." - Demetri Martin

"Death is often a cry for attention" - John Cleese

"Lemons are nutritious, even if they are life's lemons." - Barnacules Nerdgasm

"There is no fence on that fence." - Krieg The Psycho

"Never trust quotes you see on someone's Steam Profile" - Abe Lincoln