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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 39.0 hrs on record
Posted: 24 Feb, 2018 @ 3:04am
Updated: 1 Mar, 2018 @ 7:49am

===[ Audience: ]===
☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☑ Casual players
☐ Pro players

===[ Graphics: ]===
☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☐ Good
☑ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

===[Price/quality: ]===
☑ Full price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don't do it

===[ Requirments: ]===
☐ 90' PC
☐ Minimum
☐ Medium
☑ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

===[ Difficulty: ]===
☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Ez
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Hard (first few hours)
☐ Dark Souls


===[ Game time/length ]===
☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☑ Long ( 12+ hours)
☐ Endless

===[ Story] ===
☐ It doesn't have
☐ Still better than Twilight
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Fantastic

===[ Bugs ]===
☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☑ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing

===[ Overall ]===
☐ Bad
☐ Ok
☐ Good
☑ Nice
☐ Perfect
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55 Comments
xX_masterchief_Xx 24 Mar, 2018 @ 4:12pm 
ctrl+c ctrl+v.
Amon 24 Mar, 2018 @ 7:51am 
Dude I wanna copy and save this check list as a guideline for reviewing other games. Where did you get this and how did you put the check marks in the boxes????
Preacher 24 Mar, 2018 @ 7:38am 
Fairly accurate
Deathpass 22 Mar, 2018 @ 6:04pm 
a fantastic story...common it was a "clisher"...avendge your father....waawwww
and the graphics are really not that good.
Clitorisaurus 22 Mar, 2018 @ 9:37am 
Accurate review. seen your reviews on a lot of games and i think it's a nice synopsis most times. Definitely not for casuals though.
xX_masterchief_Xx 21 Mar, 2018 @ 4:21am 
That really is an awful representation of the actual game length then, considering it's closer to 40 hours. Would it have been too hard to change it to be a more accurate number?
Murat Abdul Ahmed Salif Osas 21 Mar, 2018 @ 4:09am 
12+ ! So I mean its longer than 12 hours
Shtyles 20 Mar, 2018 @ 6:41pm 
12 hours considered a long game? uh, I dont think so.
serdar.engin 3 Mar, 2018 @ 8:45am 
I find this the funniest review I have ever seen, well done mate :steamhappy: especially this : `Game itself is one big BUG` hahaha
Average coloniser 3 Mar, 2018 @ 12:55am 
I find this the funniest review ive ever laid eyes upon well done.