Recent reviews by Jek the Snek

I'll keep it short.

Hunt: Showdown is an incredibly fresh and unique game that combines multiple genres into this sort of beautiful abomination that makes you ♥♥♥♥ your pants continuously. You will get furious over server issues and death, but one of those two will be fixed with development and the other fixed with experience.

Never before have I played a game that keeps the feeling of tension so high in every single situation, whether sneaking through bushes or fighting the bosses, just hoping no other player will come and blow your brains out and essentially delete your character, and as a result, if you have low blood pressure problems, just play this - all will be solved. In the end, although in early access with its healthy helping of bugs and performance quirks, this game has already earned a special place in my heart.

A huge step forward in character creation and matchmaking compared to the previous game in the franchise, "Hill".

9.5/10 -IGN

So you start off answering this phone, and an unknown man tells you to handle problems at Jimmy's birthday party.
Then you get high, turn up some 80's music and kill Russian Mobsters in an animal mask. Finally you drive away into the sunset in your DeLorean like it was no big deal.

This is a game that is kind of like a flaming toaster, without the toaster and replaced with a goat that can't keep his tounge in his mouth.
-Goat Simulator logic

Fun until you get stuck in the mud.
Unless you have a mud fettish.
Then it's always fun.

Stay dirty my friends

Stress Reliever Simulator 2k13-forever

I fell asleep at the wheel/10

MUCH WOW

MUCH GEM

MUCH CO-OP

VERY NARRATOR

-Doge