Straight from the heart of Canadian Mythology comes a hero so great and destined his shrill scream could change the fate of computer gaming forever.
But I'm getting ahead of myself aren't I. You're probably wondering so many puzzling things, Like Woah who is this mighty hero? Is he Brave? Is he Strong? Could he like, totally smash a car like empty soda can? Well to briefly some up all your many questions and more, No. So, that leaves you with the only possible question you could be left to ask, Who is this Hero? What is he like? because you know like, all of what he is not like and stuff. But now that i have turned your slightest questions into a full blown Jiber Jaber of sloshly brain fluids in your head cavity, I will continue my story know that I have your fullest attention. Raised by sheep and a few goats, little Captain felt rejected and out of place in the world. That was until one day he found it!, every hero eventually does, the source of their power. The Keyboard and Mouse!