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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 24.9 hrs on record (21.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 23 Feb, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Early Access Review
So I bought this game around 2 days after the release of Total War: Warhammer 3 (Which i was very hyped for) yet I've got already double the amount of playtime in this game (King of Retail).
Everytime those green numbers appear over my cash registers, a little bit more happiness (maybe just dopamine) fills my heart $_$. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop.
What else can I say than, which man has never dreamt of having a completely purple coloured woman's clothing store?
Forgive mein english pls, I don't know why I'm nicht writing this review in german, but hier we are.
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2 Comments
💃I'VE GOT ALL THE SADNESS💃 23 Feb, 2022 @ 11:55pm 
Hey man thy :D
And yeah I agree, TWW3 is great! But it's not as fun as this game to me :D At least not rn, it doesn't got that addicting factor :D
MeGa 23 Feb, 2022 @ 11:00pm 
Its more einfach zu understand for others, so wunderbar!

Also funny review, of course if I ever run a woman's clothing store, it will be purple colored XD

Also warhammer 3 is great, but the meh performance and hard coded campaign, and the wait for blood dlc, make it a slow, attrition war XD