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fia 29 Nov, 2017 @ 6:24pm 
-rep! After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy!
Holiday 23 Nov, 2017 @ 10:00am 
hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 ♥♥♥♥👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main ♥♥♥♥♥💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃♥♥♥♥🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ ♥♥♥♥ 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿
fia 22 Oct, 2017 @ 4:18pm 
A few years ago I was sitting at my computer watching Mythbusters (S07E05) when I decided to Wank. So I paused my episode, opened a new window, got some weird fetish stuff, And started jerking it. A short while later I finished (likely into a t-shirt) and closed down my window of porn revealing Jamie Hyneman in a wetsuit on the netflix page behind. Just then my mom burst in to collect landry and saw me ♥♥♥♥ in hand and Jamie on the Screen. she screamed and closed the door abruptly, we didn't speak for the rest of the afternoon. To this day I can't watch mythbusters with my family, but having the choice, I much prefer my mom thinking I was fapping to mythbusters than japanese bondage enemas.
Holiday 30 Apr, 2017 @ 7:07am 
Actually, it's been proven that male born people have a predisposition to liking harsh noise. I'm not saying girls can't or don't, but they are the biological exception to the rule. My cousin
Holiday 31 Oct, 2016 @ 10:38pm 
hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 ♥♥♥♥👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main ♥♥♥♥♥💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃♥♥♥♥🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ ♥♥♥♥ 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿
fia 1 Oct, 2016 @ 2:53am 
I want to feel the cold, hard, metallic hands of my one true love caress my very being. That one is Pepsiman, the hero we clearly need, but not the one we deserve right now. Whenever you need him, he'll be there, ready to ram his Pepsi can right into your hand. The point I'm trying to get to is- I want someone to be my Pepsiman. I want to be dominated by the Pepsi overlord, and treated like Coca-Cola drinking scum, I want to be filled with the God's Nectar: Pepsi. I hope one of you can fill this tremendous task.
fia 1 Oct, 2016 @ 2:53am 
H-Hehe, hello~

I'm a very shy, little, femboy foxy. I-I'm veeery kinky and I can almost guarantee that I have no limits~

I'm looking for a quite dominant person to be able to u-use me for whatever they may wish. I hope for the person to be understanding and gentle when they need be, though.

I have a l-love of being embarrassed, humiliated, degraded, and stuff like that. I'm quite into bondage and BDSM, and also all dressed up cute or skimpy. I-I love people who can find creative uses for their "goods". I'm also up for gender transformation should anyone not like my gender~ I'm into any gender too~ >///<

O-Oh, and I love being seen as/called a girl~ It makes me feel all pretty~ >//u//<

I'd reeealy appreciate if you added me t-to have some fun taking advantage of m-my offer~
Holiday 14 Jun, 2014 @ 4:25pm 
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Holiday 8 Jan, 2014 @ 6:12pm 
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POST THIS ON YOUR WALL IF YOU DIED IN VIETNAM
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fia 6 Jan, 2014 @ 10:26am 
Boo u r amazing
Call me, lover boy :ss2heart:
Holiday 6 Jan, 2014 @ 7:11am 
Boog ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ message me you piece of ♥♥♥♥
fia 30 Nov, 2013 @ 12:13am 
I'm your number 1 fanboy
:ss2heart:
sky_ 26 Oct, 2013 @ 4:46pm 
can you message me when you get online? I'd like to talk about scheduling
Holiday 8 Sep, 2013 @ 3:22pm 
:squirtyay:
NIMBYHunter 27 Feb, 2013 @ 7:12pm 
I'm your number 1 fangirl
Techniik 8 Sep, 2012 @ 6:00pm 
Best NA demo, ♥♥♥♥ B4nny.
_Composer 6 Sep, 2011 @ 8:31pm 
YOU!!