-rep! After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy!

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A few years ago I was sitting at my computer watching Mythbusters (S07E05) when I decided to Wank. So I paused my episode, opened a new window, got some weird fetish stuff, And started jerking it. A short while later I finished (likely into a t-shirt) and closed down my window of porn revealing Jamie Hyneman in a wetsuit on the netflix page behind. Just then my mom burst in to collect landry and saw me ♥♥♥♥ in hand and Jamie on the Screen. she screamed and closed the door abruptly, we didn't speak for the rest of the afternoon. To this day I can't watch mythbusters with my family, but having the choice, I much prefer my mom thinking I was fapping to mythbusters than japanese bondage enemas.

Actually, it's been proven that male born people have a predisposition to liking harsh noise. I'm not saying girls can't or don't, but they are the biological exception to the rule. My cousin

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I want to feel the cold, hard, metallic hands of my one true love caress my very being. That one is Pepsiman, the hero we clearly need, but not the one we deserve right now. Whenever you need him, he'll be there, ready to ram his Pepsi can right into your hand. The point I'm trying to get to is- I want someone to be my Pepsiman. I want to be dominated by the Pepsi overlord, and treated like Coca-Cola drinking scum, I want to be filled with the God's Nectar: Pepsi. I hope one of you can fill this tremendous task.