Funkbear_
United States
 
 
Everybody loves the beautiful garden … but not the blisters, bending and backaches that
come with it.
Hi, Billy Mays here with the Awesome Auger, the world’s most efficient and powerful
yard tool you’ll ever use. Just attach it to any size drill. Pull the trigger, plant and grow.
It’s great for preparing soil for all kinds of planting. Use it to plant trees, shrubs and
bushes. It works like magic for tilling and cultivating the garden. And it’s perfect for
aerating compost piles.
It takes all the work out of digging post holes, removing dead trees, bushes, roots and
stumps. It takes the hard work out of yard work.
Made of solid steel, its spiral, laser-sharp edge gives you the muscle to blast through
rock-hard clay, cut through the thickest roots and easily power out rocks and stubborn
stumps.
Call now and get the Awesome Auger for only $19.95. As a special bonus, we’ll also
include the Ground Aug to plant bulbs by the dozens, with lightning speed. And it’s
perfect for raised flower beds, large potted plants and window boxes.
But call right now and we’ll send you the Weed Aug that removes embarrassing weeds
and dandelions. Just reverse and remove. You can also use it to make paint and concrete
in seconds. And it even comes with the Awesome Auger Power Extender to make all
your garden and yard work easier.
The Weed Aug and the Power Extender for a $30 value, but they’re yours free. Just pay
shipping and processing.
And with every order, we’ll also include this powerful drill. A $40 value, but you’ll get it
free.
Just pay shipping and processing.
You’ll get it all! The Awesome Auger … the Ground Aug … the Weed Aug … the
Power Extender … plus the Power Drill – a whopping $120 value for only $19.95.
Here’s how to order.
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SaturnVT 8 Nov, 2024 @ 5:53pm 
how many yall momma been good she cook that collard green fat back meat corn bread two biscuit biscuit with a corn on A COB
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Dorothy Haze 16 May, 2015 @ 10:59am 
hey kid, you wanna buy rare pepes
Funkbear_ 8 May, 2015 @ 4:06am 
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Myka Hawkins 16 Feb, 2015 @ 8:10pm 
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