Recent reviews by Londude

jk this game is ♥♥♥♥ dont play it

i like this game because its classic and easy

I gave it a shot, but it was incredibly boring and tedious. The developer tries way too hard to make the game seem creepy, and it falls flat. The dialogue is juvenile at best. I also spotted grammatical errors.

This game most likely appeals to people who cut themselves and who love Wednesday Addams.

it was fun but scarry

What happened Frictional Games? Five years in the making and this is what you come up with?

Soma is AWFUL. And guess what? It ISN'T SCARY at ALL.

Simon was an annoying dweeb, I absolutely hated him. All the voice acting was pathetic, contrived and irriatating.

Throughout the game, I was thinking to myself, is this really the game I waited so long to play from Frictional Games? I had seen the trailer with the brain, and I was expecting something incredibly dark and exciting like Amnesia, which I absolutely loved. It was such a dissapointing feeling. Even from the very begginning of the game, it was boring, and I was thinking to myself ok, look, its just getting into it and it will get better and better.

The game went nowhere. The 'puzzles', if you can call them that, were overly simplistic and mundane. You are spoon fed everything and the game is holding your hand while you walk through boring areas.. And, to say it again, it wasn't scary at all.

The monsters were stupid. They weren'y scary or intimidating. In fact I shook my head at most of them.

I still can't beleive this crap game is by the same people who made Penumbra and Amnesia. I thought A Machne For Pigs was crap, but Soma is even worse. At least AMFP got the atmosphere right. So now, I reluctantly say that AMFP is better than Soma, because I enjoyed it more.

It's hard to express my utter dissapointment in a review, but, I am very disapointed in this empy shell of a game. The characters were nauseating to say the least. Pseudo intellectual bs about synthetic life, artificial life, human life, what does it mean to be human, blah blah blah who cares.

I also had huge frame rate problems, thanks to the games lame bugs, and was unable to play the game for days when I bought it. Not exaclty a good start was it?

Soma is a very dull, unfullfilling, over rated peice of crap. I can not understand how a game so bad took so long to make. It lacks everything Amnesia had. When you make a game as good as Amnesia, you have to keep the ball rolling. You have to make a game as equally as good or close to. Soma is embarrassing.

Sorry Frictional games, but this one was a massive stinker.