Volva*
Volva   Germany
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500 XP
 
 
Someone who is pulling the strings.


The importance of Freedom of Speech
https://youtu.be/xUezfuy8Qpc
Doesnt mean I have to listen to your stupid ♥♥♥♥ you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥.


Make Germany Second
http://www.everysecondcounts.eu/
We want to finally be a second world country.


I'm old and so will you be one day.
https://youtu.be/i-ArbE0bEQQ
https://youtu.be/FcAzN5Ni4-E
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What you should know
I'm a Collector and not a trader. 99% of my Inventory is NOT FOR TRADE .
Yes, that 99% includes COLLECTORS, DECORATED WEAPON, GENUINE, HAUNTED, STRANGE, UNUSUAL, VINTAGE, HALLOWEEN SPELLED and most UNIQUE items like Keys and Hats crafted by friends.

I play MvM (Two Cities Mann Up) once a week (Saturday). My timezone is GMT+1.
So if you are into that, want to learn or just play, maybe even have some fun, you can join me.
All I'm asking is that you arent a cheater, Gas user or make games incredibly boring overall.

I highly recommend you to check out Potato's Custom MvM Servers.
You can play the missions of their past events on their Archive Servers. [potato.tf]

I know everyone loves a good Potato, I should know, I'm German after all but you cant live on a single vegetable alone. You need that critical vitamin intake only Pineapple MvM can deliver.
So I highly recommend you to check out Moonlight MvM. A custom MvM community with vanilla-styled missions.
Here you can find their Event Servers [moonlight.tf] when a campaign is in progress.

I also started doing MvM Demo Reviews. If you have any that you would like me to check out and react to, you can add me to talk about the details.
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Australiums I received so far:

Nr. 1 - 1st Tour Sniper Rifle #1
Nr. 2 - 20th Tour Force-A-Nature #1
Nr. 3 - 90th Tour Scattergun #1
Nr. 4 - 229th Tour SMG #1
Nr. 5 - 253rd Tour Medi Gun #1
Nr. 6 - 291st Tour Scattergun #2
Nr. 7 - 353rd Tour Grenade Launcher #1
Nr. 8 - 389th Tour Frontier Justice #1
Nr. 9 - 408th Tour Frontier Justice #2
Nr. 10 - 410th Tour Medi Gun #2
Nr. 11 - 459th Tour Blutsauger #1
Nr. 12 - 518th Tour Wrench #1
Nr. 13 - 519th Tour Rocket Launcher #1
Nr. 14 - 531st Tour Tomislav #1
Nr. 15 - 550th Tour Axtinguisher #1
Nr. 16 - 563rd Tour Grenade Launcher #2
Nr. 17 - 573rd Tour Knife #1
Nr. 18 - 580th Tour Flame Thrower #1 Nr. 19 - 70th Tour (Alt) Knife #2
Nr. 20 - 725th Tour Stickybomb Launcher #1
Nr. 21 - 749th Tour Blutsauger #2
Nr. 22 - 754th Tour Force-A-Nature #2 Nr. 23 - 91st Tour (Alt) Axtinguisher #2
Nr. 24 - 782nd Tour Stickybomb Launcher #2
Nr. 25 - 797th Tour Sniper Rifle #2
Nr. 26 - 834th Tour Scattergun #3
Nr. 27 - 879th Tour Minigun #1
Nr. 28 - 892nd Tour Black Box #1
Nr. 29 - 909th Tour Tomislav #2
Nr. 30 - 963rd Tour Axtinguisher #3
Nr. 31 - 966th Tour Scattergun #4
Nr. 32 - 970th Tour Black Box #2
Nr. 33 - 988th Tour Medi Gun #3
Nr. 34 - 1035th Tour Axtinguisher #4

Custom MvM Playlists (Potato.tf and Pineapple.tf aka Moonlight.tf)

Titanium Tank
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Madness vs Machines
Memes vs Machines
Potato Archive
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Digital Directive
Hexadecimal Horrors
Binary Blackout
Operation Peculiar Pandemonium
Anniversary Annihilation
Rewired Rampage
Holographic Harvest
Operation Last Laugh
Voltaic Violence
Operation Galvanized Gauntlet
Operation Firmware Frenzy
Operation Magnetic Mayhem
Operation Osmium Ordinance

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Hackers in MvM
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Legends of MvM
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Pirate hat looking for a new home.

If nothing is listed here, I am trading nothing. NOTHING.
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Sorry about the mess. This guide is rather disorganized and structureless. I thought I was done writing guides, but here this is. Lately, I've had my intelligence insulted a lot by low-tour players in MvM pubs. Why are low-tour players calling more experie
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How to download Monster Girl Island: Prologue from Germany (No Longer Working, thanks Valve)
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Lost Access to Agony Unrated and how to get it back from Germany (Partially Working)
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FaeVerse Alchemy
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I bought this game over ten years ago in 2014.
The history of this game is quite a wild ride from it being priced at around 28€ according to my receipt from back then and myself buying it for 91% off at 2.80€.
https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3341647399
To it then becoming entirely free about two years later for reasons I cant find anymore. https://gtm.you1.cn/storesteam/news/app/282880/view/2906466828267879134

And then basically nothing happened for years on end. You werent wrong to label it abandonware at this point in its life cycle.

But the year is 2024 and I am writing this review for a reason.
It being that despite how everything went down and a period of time passing that is so long that most people probably cant even remember this game, the developer of it came through and re-released the game.
https://gtm.you1.cn/storesteam/news/app/282880/view/4615715344786532141

The pricing of it also is much more reasonable, especially in the time we are living in right now.
So if you like easy to learn but hard to master puzzle games with a variety of different game modes, perfect for keeping you busy during break or other short periods of downtime, I do recommend giving this a chance.

Alone the long time commitment of the developer to see this project through to the end deserves recommendation.
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Volva* 4 Nov @ 1:42pm 
Considering you cant say anything of importance, whoever you are, I'll just go ahead and block you.
MotivationUP 4 Nov @ 12:52pm 
nvn nob
truffle 1 Nov @ 6:58pm 
volva we should play oil spill together
Volva* 29 Oct @ 2:08pm 
Thank you random nobody. I'm sure everyone is going to give a ♥♥♥♥ about what you say.
MotivationUP 29 Oct @ 2:06pm 
mvm noob
Volva* 27 Oct @ 5:27am 
https://gtm.you1.cn/app/440/discussions/1/618463738382900637/?tscn=1730014517#c4691154661545196435

Great post Marty.
It didnt age very well indeed because nothing about your behavior changed despite years going by.
You still try to stir up trouble with people left and right and then act like a victim afterwards, crying while actively pursuing the people that you want to leave you alone.

Hell, your post is already proof enough. Everybody ignores your existence, nobody wants anything to do with you so you dig up ancient posts on the MvM subforum in hopes to continue your troublemaking endeavors and retain any form of relevance.