the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘣𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢

The best part of a boys night at a mates place when you're in your late 30s is how quickly it turns into a conversation about your various medical ailments.

Week 2 of the "Why didn't the cleaner take the urinal cleaner out of the plastic bag before chucking it into the trough" show starts TOMORROW!

Ha! A scientific study confirmed one of my beliefs? What a fascist bourgeois waste of time and energy. I already knew that was true because it’s one of my ideological articles of faith, which is the same thing as a demonstrated fact

i think everyone deserves a large rock a short distance from their home. i dont like that discussions about walkable cities never include plans to allow wider access to large rocks. the people need large rock