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Recent reviews by Cryptdk

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1 person found this review funny
69.3 hrs on record (65.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
0/10 combat, 10/10 base building, same as that other dog piss ♥♥♥♥ trash Valheim.
Posted 12 December.
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82.0 hrs on record (18.6 hrs at review time)
It's perfect in almost every way. I'm even more immersed than I was playing the original trilogy and all of the mod packs. DO NOT listen to any of the brain-dead zombies on social media complaining about this game, they are the reason the gaming industry is in the poor, sad state it's in. I suppose they're angry there isn't a battle pass and endless microtransactions, which is understandable since their mushy zoomer brains can't comprehend not spending their parents money for d*ke skins and rainbow guns. This is a return to how video games used to be built and I couldn't be happier with it.
Posted 21 November. Last edited 23 November.
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41.4 hrs on record
Pure garbage, I regret thinking there could be a good Call of Duty game since CoD4. I'd rather cut my ♥♥♥♥ and balls off than play this filth. Freeing up my hard drive space of this worthless trash was more liberating than the slaves being freed.
Posted 16 November. Last edited 16 November.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.3 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Super tense gameplay and very tense atmosphere, definitely worth the buy so far.

Also - WAAAAH MY EARLY ACCESS GAME ISN'T DONE ENOUGH WAAAAAAH
Posted 22 October. Last edited 22 October.
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1.6 hrs on record
Cool concept but it feels like a mobile game waiting simulator, refunding.
Posted 17 August.
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5 people found this review helpful
49.3 hrs on record (35.5 hrs at review time)
Gameplay is dope but game devs have to stop with this forced DEI every five seconds, I do not want to listen to a lesbian biker chick whine about being vegan for an entire quest.
Posted 22 June. Last edited 22 June.
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244.3 hrs on record (117.2 hrs at review time)
So which Sony executives are getting fired? Can we livestream them being escorted from the building?

Love this game, and love that the community is so fired up to keep it legit.
Posted 6 May.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
36.0 hrs on record
Would be good if all common enemies didn't kill you in two hits and take infinite hits to kill. Worst difficulty balancing I've ever seen in a fighting game.
Posted 13 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Game would be fun if people died when you shot them, it's just more arcade shooter trash where people tank bullets. Back to Ready or Not for me, ♥♥♥♥ this gay ♥♥♥♥
Posted 22 March.
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96.1 hrs on record
Very very very very very disappointing end-game content. Do yourself a favor and uninstall this game after you complete the main storyline, everything after that is dog vomit loot box ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. The devs who handled the end-game content should die homeless.
Posted 17 March. Last edited 17 March.
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