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3 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
One of the worst VR shooters, has terrible movement and physics. Just play BONEWORKS instead for your Zombie fix.
Posted 29 October, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Awful on VR. There's no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ basic movement? In a fighting game? Seriously? Don't waste your money on this.
Posted 7 September, 2020.
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6 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
51.5 hrs on record (51.3 hrs at review time)
Everything this game does right is COMPLETELY NEGATED BY THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ COMBAT SYSTEM. What an amazing failure, HOW CAN YOU HAVE TO HIT SOMEBODY FIFTY PLUS TIMES TO KILL THEM ON EASY MODE? WHAT CRACK/BATH SALT/PCP COMBINATION WERE THEY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SMOKING TO RUIN THEIR OWN GAME?
Posted 19 August, 2020. Last edited 19 August, 2020.
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8.2 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
Was fun for a few hours, then turned into a boring game that feels very unrewarding in most aspects. Lacks all of the things that made NIOH fun. No weapons, no armor, no leveling, starved for useful items, oh but you get a grappling hook and a stupid tool arm. The complete lack of customization is pretty boring, the combat is way too repetitive with too few kill animations - it seems like they should've gone ham with having all sorts of executions instead of just the few that repeat over and over again. Regret not refunding while I still could, probably won't go through the struggle of beating it because it's just not as fun as other souls-like games without the RPG elements.
Posted 2 April, 2019. Last edited 2 April, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.5 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
SUPPORT GAME DEVELOPERS. FIGHT SHAMEFUL REVIEW BOMBING. NOBODY IS GOING TO MAKE GOOD GAMES IN THE FUTURE IF REVIEW BOMBING CONTINUES, WE'RE GOING TO BE STUCK WITH COMPANIES LIKE EA BECAUSE OF YOU CRYING IDIOTS.

Metro is one of the best game series in existence, get all of them immediately if you haven't already. The first two Metro games are insanely good FPS survival/horror games, and you're missing out if you haven't played them. Exodus is even better, I support 4A and support Epic Games completely. Steam has a monopoly on PC game sales and they can demand whatever cut they want to from developers at this point, ITS KILLING GAME COMPANIES THAT WE LOVE. If Steam didn't TAKE so much money from developers for selfish profit, these developers wouldn't have the incentive to find alternative platforms to market their games on, so they can actually make money off their own products instead of FEEDING THE BEAST.
Posted 26 February, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
96.9 hrs on record (79.3 hrs at review time)
Should've been a first-person game, the TPS aiming is absolute trash up close. You can shoot at a guy from a certain angle at point blank and miss him indefinitely even though your reticle is directly on him, the bullets will apparently teleport behind him. Giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NO from me.

Even better, there's missions that require you to go into close quarters buildings and force you to just "deal" with the bad camera-work and broken aiming system. It's horrifyingly bad.

Also horrifying is the enemy detection; ghillie suits don't matter, once one enemy sees you all enemies see you and know your exact location.

Stealth gameplay is extremely weak; you can stealth-kill enemies and leave their bodies without worry since the bodies will have disappeared long before any patrols reach them.

Also the story-line is super bland. Barely memorable characters.

The blood effects look terrible, there is no real blood decals from shooting people, they just spray giant volumes of cheezy blood in the air on impact and fall over completely clean with no puddle underneath. You can't even shoot the bodies, either.

Squad AI are the worst in any Tom Clancy game, and they even pretend to "line up their shot" when they can actually shoot through the ground and hit any target. They also won't even stay with you during a fight unless you spam the regroup command constantly. Also I wanted dearly to change their outfits, they're basically in plain clothes and look reee-tarded compared to your character. They simply don't belong.

Driving/flying mechanics are some of the worst, seriously.

Support options are completely laughable. They're so pathetic it's hilarious.

Don't get me started on the Predator fight, it's one of the worst "boss fights" in video game history.

Get literally any other Tom Clancy game than this. I've never seen worse gameplay in a Tom Clancy game, it's literally broken in several aspects. I want my money back after spending it on this trash fire. This game is absolutely awful in more than one way.

Buy a PS2 and get Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction instead, it's literally the same game with way more features, an immensely better storyline, and great graphics for the time it was made.
Posted 17 February, 2019. Last edited 17 February, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
199.4 hrs on record (109.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game ultimately sucks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ zombie ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 7 May, 2017. Last edited 18 September, 2021.
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