I sexually identify as Joe Pesci. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of killing mob bosses and Macaulay Culkin. People say to me that a teenage autist being Joe Pesci is impossible and I’m f*cking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. From now on I want you guys to call me Joe, Joseph, and Joey and respect my right to call people muddaf*cka and kill needlessly. My trigger words are "shine box", "funny guy", and "go f*ck yourself". If you can’t accept me you’re a Pesciphobe and need to check your gangster privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.