- Playing on dust 2
- Runs out of ammo
- Goes to B
- Finds someone who hasnt noticed me yet
- Sneaks up behind him and says "hello"
- He turns around while shooting his gun hitting me a few times
- Im raising my arms hiding behind a box
- He says, "Oh, you just want a hug"
- He throws his gun to the side and starts walking up to me
- I do the same
- A second later I notice an unpinned grenade in his hand
- He drops it and whispers Allah Aukbar


10/10 would get suicide bombed again

looking for new friends

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

1900+ hours in Arma. My guy spends 1000 of those hours idle ;)