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ㅤ* I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
ㅤ* I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it
ㅤ* A woman goes into a clothes shop, "Can I try that dress on in the window please?" she asks.
"I'm sorry madam", replies the shop assistant, "but you'll have to use the changing-rooms like everyone else."
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