Few Fun Facts About Me:

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- I am banned from McDonalds in 7 different countries
- Can watch "Friends" intro without clapping
- War criminal
- Committed 7 felonies in the past 3 weeks
- Cracked at Fortnite
- Was never a fan of women
- As a true gamer I commit hate crimes on daily bases
- Mild arthritis / autism
- Never felt the love of my parents
- Strong fetish for the movie series "Cars"
- 3 DUI's in the past year

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Aggravated assault
Aiding and abetting/accessory
Arson
Assault/battery
Attempt
Bribery
Burglary
Computer crime
Conspiracy
Counterfeiting
Credit/debit card fraud
Criminal contempt of court
Cyberbullying
Disorderly conduct
Disturbing the peace
Domestic violence
Drug manufacturing and cultivation
Drug possession
Drug trafficking/distribution
DUI/DWI
Embezzlement
Extortion
Forgery
Fraud
Harassment
Hate crimes
Homicide
Identity theft
Insurance fraud
Identity theft
Kidnapping
Manslaughter: Involuntary
Manslaughter: Voluntary
Medical Marijuana
Money laundering
Murder: First-degree
Murder: Second-degree
Obstruction of justice
Open container (of alcohol)
Parole violation
Perjury
Probation violation
Prostitution
Public intoxication
Pyramid schemes
Racketeering/RICO
Robbery
Securities fraud
Sexual assault
Shoplifting
Solicitation
Stalking
Tax evasion/fraud
Telemarketing fraud
Theft
Vandalism
White collar crimes
Wire fraud