-May you live in interesting pants!
-I picked this name because it is the most embarassing think I could think of to come across your screen when you get shot
-Jesus isn't here, you'll have to deal with THIS Jew instead ;P
-I have been playing this since it came out, and am quite willing to teach some of the tricks of the game, both campeign and versus if asked.
-if you have less than 50 hours, GTFO of versus mode. go learn the damn game. I will kick you - L4D