Atlas [Team Win]
Julian   New York, New York, United States
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Frito: Man, I have a horror story with vodka


Chef Jewfromobile: do tell


Frito: I got drunk off my ass and ended getting my head puked on, which caused me to puke all over the floor, which caused my OTHER friend to also puke all over the floor
Frito: It was terrible

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Idlefonics [team tyrolean]: YEEEEEEEEEEeEeEeeeEeEeEeeeeEeeeeS
Idlefonics [team tyrolean]: autotune orgasm
Idlefonics [team tyrolean]: :[

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sh00p_de_k00p [Team Win]: her tits
sh00p_de_k00p [Team Win]: they're fantastic

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sh00p_de_k00p [Team Win]: yes
sh00p_de_k00p [Team Win]: a bumper car
sh00p_de_k00p [Team Win]: was pwning n00bs mario kart style

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sh00p_de_k00p [Team Win]: I went from first base to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her brains out

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[-VM-] Crabman [Team Win]: ( ):•)
[-VM-] Crabman [Team Win]: afroclown is happy

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stfu dad I'm fingering myself: for some reason powerade tastes alot better when high
stfu dad I'm fingering myself: I swear I can taste the color
stfu dad I'm fingering myself: like wo
stfu dad I'm fingering myself: thank god I have some cheetos here
stfu dad I'm fingering myself: so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hungry lmao

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Chef Demo: you are being a mega-♥♥♥♥
Chef Demo: of epic proportions

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Chef Demo: You just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me!
Chef Demo: your mind-penis is so big
Chef Demo: :P

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john wayne brady: colored graphs gets the nerd in you hard?
john wayne brady: ew
john wayne brady: xD

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black guys wearing aviators: theres people like you that rape everyone
black guys wearing aviators: then theres people like him that rape everyone in the face
black guys wearing aviators: :3

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sh00p_de_k00p [Team Win]: goodnight, sweet prince

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sh00p_de_k00p [Team Win]: can't WAIT
sh00p_de_k00p [Team Win]: because right now
sh00p_de_k00p [Team Win]: I'm driving my mom's car
sh00p_de_k00p [Team Win]: which has CATWMN on the license plate
sh00p_de_k00p [Team Win]: ♥♥♥♥ my life

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Demo: Atlas
Demo: be serious
Demo: no fun in life
Demo: its bad for you

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Iudex Gundyr 1 May, 2013 @ 4:04pm 
You haven't been on in awhile
IwuvWaffles(Shraddha) 1 Sep, 2010 @ 11:55am 
SLPIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNGER, WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE, BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN, IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL! THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME, HARPOON THRUST IN THE SKY, AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW, AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, WHITE WHALE, HOLYGRAIL! WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL!
iamrix 25 Jun, 2010 @ 8:59pm 
Yea
Atlas [Team Win] 25 Jun, 2010 @ 4:57pm 
Most of your quotes are over Ventrilo. Want me to keep a notepad open to record them next time? :P
iamrix 24 Jun, 2010 @ 5:02pm 
Well, clearly you are failing to put all of my quotes up
Atlas [Team Win] 21 Jun, 2010 @ 2:46pm 
Thank you. I try my best to preserve great quotes from amazing conversations.