Happy New Year

Finagle's Second Law:
No matter what the anticipated result, there will always be
someone eager to (a) misinterpret it, (b) fake it, or (c) believe it
happened according to his own pet theory.
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Mollison's Bureaucracy Hypothesis:
If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented
it wasn't worth doing.
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The universe is made of stories, not of atoms.
-- Muriel Rukeyser
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> <magical +3 sigh of hyperbole deflection>

The branden dodges your magical sigh. The branden attacks you with a
slew of words! The branden misses!

-- Henning Makholm in <yahsmr7dk9k.fsf@pc-043.diku.dk>
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