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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,389.6 hrs on record (520.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 18 Mar, 2018 @ 12:41pm
Updated: 18 May, 2018 @ 10:39pm

300 hours of snappy headshots, sensory overload, and teamwork. R6 is getting bigger, but seasonal imbalance, bugs, poor servers, and garbage pricing are part of the growing pains.

DO NOT buy the trailer trash edition.

Summary of Ranked:
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Copper aka "Wood": Low IQ individuals and/or salty "wus plat last seazon" trolls

Bronze: Sluggish noobs, potato aim, potato computers, "map explorers", Low K/D individuals.

Silver-Gold III: Casuals - Meat of the Bell Curve, alcohol is usually involved

Gold II-Platinum III: Tryhard "sweating their sm0l d1ck off to win" cucks, 500-600+ hrs, whiny ragequitters, "im decent, but rank matters to me because that's the only positive social reputation or respect I'll ever attain", or carried casuals

Platinum: Point of no return - 1K hrs or more of life wasted on siege, plays unhealthy amount of games, has a "discord squad", fat person or chicken arms with no/low paying job but at least skilled in R6.

Diamond: Hacking, "subscribe to my yootoob chennel (low sub count)", no recoil macro, top 1000 NA/EU but lives in mom's basement playing games nearly full time.

Biggest Con: you get banned now for swearing. "Toxic bans" will cuck the masses and limit trolling to "wood 4s", afkers, tkers, and hackers.
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6 Comments
Dick Dastardly 9 Jan, 2021 @ 2:10pm 
You're an absolute genius, I'm convinced I need to buy R6 as soon as possible. I heard about you from this guy I know who likes eating chicken tenders and making money on NIO. When you stop playing R6 you should definitely get in on that.
Pedro 20 Mar, 2018 @ 9:39pm 
1v1 me bro, ill sit here in my moms basement and beat dat ass.
Bloody Shambles 18 Mar, 2018 @ 7:44pm 
Nice to have low IQ wood 4s try to do math and miss the humor. 1500 hrs kid below is offended because he lives in mum's basement trying to get outta copper.
BAAAAAAAAAAP 18 Mar, 2018 @ 6:31pm 
dosent like the game but has 300+ hours and 50 this week.
Pedro 18 Mar, 2018 @ 5:18pm 
Gives bad review, has played almost 60 hours in the past two weeks. All of it Siege. Talks about people who are good at siege playing full time. Bruh, you average 30 hours a week. Rocks, glass house.
DolphinrulerWon 18 Mar, 2018 @ 4:44pm 
No one likes you