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chaudhary   Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia
 
 
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Feel Free to Ignore My Friend Request.


So without wasting any more time, let us waste some more time


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ABOUT ME
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Name: దీని కోసం మీరు అనువాదకుడిని తీవ్రంగా తెరిచారు. ఇది నా ప్రొఫైల్ పేజీ స్నేహితుడి ఎగువన ఉంది.

Favorite colors: White (Am I a racist?)

Birthday: 30th February, 0000

Gender: ♂ . For low balls, that means male

Nationality: American + Indian + Russian + Rest of the continents

Sexuality: Curious to know more about this topic. Let's come to personal chat. Shall we?

Relationship: In Relation,
With you, my friend :lunar2019piginablanket:.

Languages: C, C++, JAVA, Python, C#(beginner)

Main Game: The dino game when internet doesn't work.

Location: 28°43'22.7"N 77°07'37.5"E

Country: Here

Occupation: Bride Kidnapping Expert, Freelance sperm donor, MILF Commander, Cat behavior consultant, Rasputin impersonator, Pornography Historian

Hobbies and Interests: Gaming, Writing (What I have already read), Swimming, Gymming, Flying (whenever I am drunk), Listening to music (Is that even a hobby?), Playing guitar (Still have got no girlfriend), Badminton (Yeah , let's have a match), Breathing, Charging my phone, More breathing , Sitting for hours on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and overthink and my favourite hobby is Blinking.

Weight: 41 km

Height: 2 Peter Dinklage

Facebook: I own facebook.


Let's scroll down more. Rest your fingers if you want and take your time.


:deaths: CAUTION: Do not proceed ahead without having atleast a cheese burger with yourself.



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STATUS
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Online: Don't be shy. Start a conversation. A simple Hi would be enough.

In-game: Nothing is more important than you my friend. But atleast wait for me to reach checkpoint.

Away: Left PC Open and atleast 1500 miles away from it. Find a perfect spot to cry if you are missing me.

Busy: Atleast ask me where am I busy.

Snooze: zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ

Offline: Needs some time to think in order to respond to your wicked answer. Don't worry, I haven't forgotten you. Note: - This may also mean that the person is most likely dead. R.I.P.


Life is precious. So, do not waste your time. You can get back to what you were doing before.

LOL !! You Still here.
Do you know what is common between you and me ?
We both exist without any purpose at all.



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PC Specs
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CPU: Intel Core i7-9700K

OS: Windows 10 Pro 64-Bits

SCREEN RESOLUTION: 2560x1440x900x640x1

MOUSE: Suggest me a good pest controller please ? There are a lot lurking around here

HEADPHONES: Made Me deaf

KEYBOARD: Mechanical Steelseries Garlic-Farts Resistant 7G

GPU: Collecting funds for it and reached half-way. Any donations are appreciated.

RAM: Kingston HyperX Fury Black 16 GB (8X2) DDR4 3200 MHz CL 18. Its price is almost equivalent to half of Canada's GDP.

CHAIR: Herman Miller Aeron Chair (Obliterated it now out of rage for not being able to take a headshot in CS:GO)


To all the non-believers, we don't believe you. OK.
Nobody will ever see this
Nobody will ever care
Nobody will ever stare
Nobody will ever declare
Nobody will ever compare
Nobody will ever swear
Nobody will ever yeah


Everyone who reads this is someone who reads this ok. Great.


:cool:
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Quotes and Stuff
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- It doesn't matter if the glass is half-full or half empty, there is water in the cup, drink that ♥♥♥♥ and stop complaining..

- When one door closes, another one opens. When all door closes, you wait for someone to open.

- It's better to walk alone at night then to walk with fake friend in light.

- There are three kinds of companies: Those who make things happen, Those who watch things happen, and the rest who wonder what happened

- Either you run the day, or the day runs you.

- Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

- You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.

- The symbol "M " in McDonald's represents the first letter of McDonald's which is "M".

- "FAILURE" spelled backwards is "ERULIAF" which doesn't make any sense.

- Japan Olympics 2020 will NOT take place in Japan in 2020.

- It's obvious what's timeless and what is not timeless, but you need time to find that answer.

"And I learned to get along
And so you're back
From outer space
I just walked in to find you here
With that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I shoulda made you leave your key
If I'd known for just one second
You'd be back to bother me
Go on, now, go
Walk out the door..."


Get Ready to be bothered by some more ♥♥♥♥ that follows. Don't worry, you are very near to death.



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Quick Q&A
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Q. What do I Like ?
A. Things I Like:
- Games that I have, except for Dota 2 (I'm so sorry :steamsad:)
- Cats
- Movies
- Popcorn
- Chocolates
- More Popcorns
- Leftover cheese of pizza and the bottom part of Ice-cream cone
- Swimming
- Programming
- Astronomy
-The word; Cattywampus
- Books
- Snowy area
- Music
- All My Friends
- You :steamhappy:

Q. Exactly opposite of previous ?
A. Things I don't Like:
- My ineptness in almost every game
- When I stand last in CS: GO
- Those who reply with stuffs like :- Hmm, Okay, or any such Single-word conversation delimiters
- People who ignore me
- Smoking
- Abusers and hate commentors
- People who stay offline for years
- Cheaters
- Scammers
- Phishers
- People who beg for free stuff.
- Arrogance and people who think they are over-smart.
- My guitar-playing skills
- VAC Bans, Private Profiles
- Onions
- Anything that contains onions stuffing
- People who always fart and pretend by death-staring at others like they were the ones who had peri-peri fries.
- Nose pickers and booger eaters
- Pronunciation of the word; Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius
- Whatever else

Q. FREE CS:GO Skins. Click this link to see proof ?
A. Oh and I thought that you are the hot chick from that dp. Dear bot, you have just ruined
my day.




Disclaimer: No animals were harmed during the making of the above information. Having said that, I did order KFC once in a while.
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VK_Lethal 31 Jul @ 12:22pm 
I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.
VK_Lethal 31 Jul @ 12:22pm 
Salam brother. Remember when in childhood we went to computers, when we did not have money, we did push-UPS with the boys in front of the admin. How many times I did push-UPS - I got so many free minutes on computers. Only you didn't do push-UPS, but went out with the admin to the toilet, after that you played the most, we envied you...
yoloheadshot 25 Feb, 2016 @ 1:42pm 
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